Hump Day Diddy Dumbs: Just Another Date Night on Twitter

I wonder if he spent this much time, you know, picking out my engagement ring? After spending Labor Day weeding the garden, along with property the size of a football field, then just hoping for a quiet moment, or two, before the work week started (did I mention, we got kids?) this wasn’t quite what we had in mind. “Do you hear water running?” My poor husband, Garth [not his real name] is too busy switching off lights, or turning down the temperature, to worry about a mid-life cris

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